"are you crazy?!"

My husband was acting kinda strange today because as soon as he got home, he took a short shower, got nicely dressed up and smelled really good. He told me to dress up pretty and prepare for an amazing evening. After about forty-five minutes, I was ready to go and we left. We shwoed up at the fanciest restraunt I knew of, "Babe, why are we here? Today's not a special day. Is it?" He smiled, "Does it have to be a special day to take my beautiful wife out to a beautiful place?" I smiled and I could feel myself starting to blush. We were sitting down, talking, eating and just having a fun time and enjoying ourselves. I, personally was having so much fun1 "Excuse me for a minute!" I got up and went to the bathroom to check my hair and make-up then went back out, he smiled as I walked towards him, "You're so beautiful," he said. A few minutes later, he got up and headed to the bathroom, then he got a text, it was from 'Stephanie', it said, "Hey babe, when do you get off work tomorrow? I need to know when to be ready for our movie date!!" My mouth dropped, So this is why he took me somewhere fancy. To cover up for that skank he's cheating on me with tomorrow. When he got back to the table I asked him, "babe, tomorrow do you want to go to the beach wth me?" he frowned, "I think I work the night shift tomorrow and it would be entirely to cold to go in the morning." I paused for a few minutes with a frown on my face then finally looked up, "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" He stood up and backed away, "What?" I walked towards him, "You think I don't know you are sneaking around with that girl, what? Stephanie! Yeha I know about her and your little movie date tomorrow! That's probably why you took me on this date tonight. I can't believe you would do this to me. I can't believe I would ever, ever go on this date with you! I knew there was something going on from the minute you got home...I can't believe I wasted the last seven years of my life with you!!" Then I stormed out of the restraunt with him chasing after me ad him yelling, "Wait!! I can explain!" I continued running. I got into his lamborghini and started driving away and I could hear him yelling, "NO!! Not my car!" I bet he'll regret cheating on me I'm gonna make his life a living hell. Then I arrived at stephanies house with a knife. Now he wasnt going on his little movie date tomorrows night. He won't be cheating on me or anyone else ever again...